kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

2:50 pm  •  13 September 2014  •  1,090,352 notes

how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

(Source: cuntoxica)

11:24 am  •  13 September 2014  •  554,241 notes
You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have to rise up and say, ‘I don’t care how hard this is, I don’t care how disappointed I am, I’m not going to let this get the best of me. I’m moving on with my life.
― Your Best Life Now (Joel Osteen)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

11:14 am  •  13 September 2014  •  18,972 notes

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass)

11:13 am  •  13 September 2014  •  391,624 notes

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

11:04 am  •  13 September 2014  •  298,243 notes

exit the womb they said

life will be great they said

11:01 am  •  13 September 2014  •  487,907 notes