Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
What makes this for me is the url.
if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around
my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry
don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said